living in atlanta was one of the coolest experiences of my life. not because it was my first time living away from home or because i was on the east coast for the first time since i was a kid, but because i got to spend about 99% of my time with you. i already liked you in this older dude sort of way, but i didn't realize i was head over heels in love with you until we spent so much time together in ga.
it's kind of insane that we finally ended up together because you asked me to bring you taco bell, isn't it? looking back on it, i'm surprised i didn't tell you no and force you to bring me something instead. but i couldn't help myself, because i missed you and i wanted to see you more than anything in the whole world. i didn't know it at the time, but playing delivery girl that day was the best decision i've ever made.
there's not too much to say about this, is there? our first time spent together that i thought of as a "date" was spent curled up on your couch with a joint and the entire star wars collection in chronological order. i had always known i never wanted to not be with you, but... that night made it a sure thing. i didn't want to leave.
come the fuck on, what is there to say about this?? i love chicken nuggets, you love chicken nuggets, we love each other. we love to watch reality tv and fuck doggy style while i let you eat chicken nuggets off my back. we're basically two stupid ass nugget lovers that happened to find one another in the world and now we've always got someone to not judge us as we eat a 20 piece mcnugget meal all by ourselves.
marrying you was perfect. but even more than that, the fact that you surprised me with a fucking disney wedding like a literal prince charming was even better. you know exactly what i want out of my life, from my weird taste in music and movies to my embarrassing obsession with disneyland and all things disney. you're perfect, absolutely perfect. i just fucking love you so much.
this was the stupidest fucking fight that we've ever had and i still lay awake at night wondering why we were even mad but... it's also one of my favorite memories, for some reason. i think i'm broken.
there's not too much to say about this. you're an asshole that "got me this" when i was late, then you asked me to have your children on april fool's day like that's ever a good idea, and then less than a year later we have ourselves two (and a half? or maybe ten) beautiful, bratty little babies. so hey, baby? got you this.
i love that you're not from california. i love that you're a little chillier and cloudier than most of the people here. you're so different from everyone else i know, and i love that you've taken me back to your hometown, both of them. i love that we spend so much time there together. i can't wait to go back this year.
we started something horrible the night we watched no luca no and surgeon simulator, didn't we? we wound up finding a group of jerkoff idiots that fit us perfectly, and we've never stopped watching them ever since. out of everything that we once loved and now hate, roosterteeth seems to be the only real exception. i'm glad we found them together.
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we have the weirdest, cutest little babies in the whole entire world, basically. i don't know what else i need to say about them. they're probably our best life choices that don't exclusively involve one another.
this is another one of those stupid fucking fights we had, and it's definitely one of my favorite memories. i don't remember which one i actually wanted, but i know that no matter what you got me, it was wrong. we abandoned that stupid farm, like, a couple of hours after all of that hard work we put into it too. we're the worst.
remember when i told you i was going to make us a map and mark off all of the places we've had sex? joke's on you, i wasn't kidding. this isn't really a good depiction of exactly how much sex we had during our time in these places, but... i thought you'd like this anyway, since it's really pretty. let's scratch off all of these before we die.
at least one of these gifts had to be a little more traditionally cute, right? this is that one. i know we've already gotten one another plenty of claddagh stuff, but i saw this and i knew i had to get it for you. we've been in ireland for a few days and it's been amazing so far meeting your family and seeing where your roots are. i love being here with you, sharing everything with you. i just love you so much, and i will forever, i swear.